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Pixie

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Characteristics

Pixies are winged human-like creatures often associated with England and Scotland.

Pixies are variously described in folklore and fiction. In the legends associated with Dartmoor, Pixies are said to disguise themselves as a bundle of rags to lure children into their play. The pixies of Dartmoor are fond of music and dancing. These Pixies are said to be helpful to normal humans, sometimes helping needy widows and others with housework. They are often ill clothed. [1] Lack of fashion sense has been taken by Rachael de Vienne, a fantasy writer, to mean that Pixies generally go unclothed, though they are sensitive to human need for covering. [2]

In Devonshire Pixies are said to be "invisibly small, and harmless or friendly to man." Yet in some of the legends and historical accounts they are presented as having near human stature. For instance, a member of the Elford family in Tavistock, England, successfully hid from Cromwell's troops in a Pixie house. [3] A location in Devonshire associated with Pixies was the inspiration for Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem Song of the Pixies. [4]

Many Victorian era poets saw them as magical beings. An Example is Samuel Minturn Peck. In his poem "The Pixies" he writes [5]:

'Tis said their forms are tiny, yet

   All human ills they can subdue,

Or with a wand or amulet

   Can win a maiden's heart for you;

   And many a blessing know to stew

To make to wedlock bright;

Give honour to the dainty crew,

The Pixies are abroad tonight.

Belief in Pixies and Fairies is still held by many and their visitations are documented in obscure volumes of English and Scots legend. By the early 19th Century their contact with "normal humans" had diminished. In Drew's Cornwall [6] one finds the observation: "The age of Pixies, like that of Chivalry, is gone. There is, perhaps, at present hardly a house they are reputed to visit. Even the fields and lanes which they formerly frequented seem to be nearly forsaken. Their music is rarely heard."

Some Pixies are said to steal children or to lead travelers astray. This seems to be a cross over from Fairy mythology and not originally attached to Pixies. Thomas Keightley observed that much of Fairy myth is attached to Pixies by Devonshire mythology. [7] Pixies are said to reward consideration and punish neglect on the part of larger humans. Keightley gives examples. By their presence they bring blessings to those who are fond of them.

Pixies are drawn to horses, riding them for pleasure and making tangled ringlets in the manes of those horses they ride. They are "great explorers familiar with the caves of the ocean, the hidden sources of the streams and the recesses of the land." [8]

The Victorian era writer Mary Elizabeth Whitcombe divided Pixies in to tribes according to personality and deeds. [9] Another writer known only as Mrs. Bray suggested that Pixies and Fairies were distinct species. [10] Some find Pixies to have a human origin or to "partake of human nature" in distinction to Fairies whose mythology is traced to immaterial and malignant spirit forces. In folklore Pixies and Fairies are antagonists. They battled at Buckland St. Mary, Somerset. The Pixies were victorious and still visit the area. The Fairies are said to have left after their loss. [11]

Pixie mythology seems to predate Christian presence in Britain. They were subsumed into what passed as Christianity with the explanation that they were the souls of children who had died un-baptized. By the mid 19th Century Pixies were associated with the Picts. This is an improbable origin of Pixie mythology. Some 19th Century researchers made more general claims about Pixie origins, or have connected them with Puck, a mythological creature sometimes described as a fairy. The name Puck is of uncertain origin.

One British scholar took Pixie myth seriously enough to state his belief that "Pixies were evidently a smaller race, and, from the greater obscurity of the … tales about them, I believe them to have been an earlier race." [12]

Pixies are said to be uncommonly beautiful, though there are some called pixie who have distorted and strange appearance. One Pixie is said to have some goat-like features. Another is said to be coltish in character.

Before the mid 19th Century Pixies and Faires were taken seriously in much of rural England. Books devoted to the homely beliefs of English peasantry are filled with incidents of Pixie manifestations. Some locales are named for the Pixies associated with them. In Devonshire, near Challacombe,a group of rocks are named for the Pixies said to dwell there. In some areas belief in Pixies and Fairies persists.

In modern fiction the fantasy author Rachael de Vienne is probably most faithful to Pixie mythology, weaving many of its elements into her work. Other writers pay tribute to Pixies by at least using the name, though they often stray form the mythology. The myths themselves are so diverse that many different and interesting approaches to Pixies can be taken without damage to original sources.

Fiction

In Holly Black's works, pixies are green-skinned, human-sized faeries with shimmering wings. They have a command of glamour and a type of power to charm or seduce others.

In Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl series, pixies are one of a number of magical species that have been driven underground by humans and the pollution they have caused on Earth. Opal Koboi is the megalomaniac, genius pixie of Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception.

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels The Wee Free Men and A Hat Full of Sky feature a race of fairies named "Pictsies," which are truly Pictish pixies.

In Rachael de Vienne's Pixie Warrior, Pixies are winged females with wings that color to show their emotions. They seek husbands from among humans. They are four feet tall on average, and have a gestation of two weeks.

In J. K. Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", Gilderoy Lockhart releases a cage of Cornish blue pixies into the classroom in an effort to teach the students how to defeat them in his Defense Against Dark Arts class.

In Kim Harrison's Rachel Morgan series, Rachel, a witch, works closely with Jenks, a pixie, to track down the missing, save various creatures, retrieve stolen objects, defend the defenseless, etc. Jenks, his wife, and large family live in, tend, and protect Rachel's garden.

Animation

Peter Pan (1953 film): In the Disney film based on the play by J.M. Barrie, Tinker Bell is described as a pixie but is actually a fairy. In the Disney versions she always uses "pixie dust" rather than the fairy dust in the play. "In Sir James M. Barrie's original play, Tinker Bell is traditionally staged as a flying point of light beamed from offstage. Animator Marc Davis' personification of her as a winged pixie with a very womanly figure was widely criticized as too sexually suggestive by Barrie purists, especially after it was rumored that she was modeled after actress Marilyn Monroe. Tink was actually modeled after Margaret Kerry, the actress who performed her live-action reference." [13] According to Barrie's original play: "Peter Pan ... explained, 'she is called Tinker Bell because she mends the pots and kettles (tinker = tin worker).' (Similar to 'cinder' plus 'elle' to get Cinderella)". [14]

In The Fairly OddParents The Pixies are dull, wear grey suits, speak in monotone voices, wear pointy caps and, unlike the fairies, treat magic like a business. Instead of wands, they carry cellphones. The Head Pixie (H.P. for short), Mr. Sanderson, and the other male pixies are all voiced by Ben Stein. The female pixies are not seen. This is due to them being named after pixels.

American Dragon: Jake Long: Pixies are featured as one of the mythical creatures in the show.

Winx Club:The pixies are bonded to the fairies at Alfea.

References

1. ^ Robert Hunt: Popular Romances of West England, 1881, page 96

2. ^ Rachael de Vienne, Pixie Warrior, Drollerie Press, 2007

3. ^ A Handbook for Travelers in Devonshire, 1887 edition, page 230.

4. ^ Shed (editor): Complete Works of Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Vol. 7, 1854, page 24

5. ^ Ballads and Rondeaus, 1881, page 47

6. ^ The History of Cornwall From the Earliest Records & Traditions, to the Present Time, 2 vols. 1824.

7. ^ The Fairy Mythology, 1850, page 299.

8. ^ Devonshire Pixies, Once A Week, February 23, 1867, pages 204-5.

9. ^ Bygone Days of Devonshire and Cornwall, 1874, page 45.

10. ^ Legends, Superstitions and Sketches of Devonshire, 1844, page 169.

11. ^ Katherine Mary Brigs: The Faires in Tradition and Literature, page 179.

12. ^ C. Spence Bate: Grimpspound and Its Associated Relics, Annual Report of the Transactions of the Plymouth Institution, Vol. 5. part 1, 1873-4, page 46

13. ^ [1] Walt Disney Archives 2008, Tinker Bell charater

14. ^ [2] Project Gutenburg edition of public domain Peter Pan (Peter and Wendy) by J. M. Barrie, 1991, 2006.

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These are all by Francis Kerr Cook (1880-1950) and taken from The Elson Reader, Book Three, 1920 edition.

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From the dust jacket for Damon Knight's The World and Thorinn, Berkley, 1980. The original art work was by Tom Hallman. I like the concept. Pixies don't have bat-like wings, but I do see their wings as flexible.

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I especially like this first illustation. This is from Book 4 of the How and Why Library (1948). This is the Maiden of Spring. She has no wings, but not all Faires do. She'd make a good pixie if she had wings:

This next illustration is from the same book. It represents the "insect fairy" concept. I don't like the insectiod fairy concept at all. It's a Victorian Era idea that is too far removed from Fairy Mythology.

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Another blogger has posted a photo of her writing space. I'm not going to post a photo. I'd have to clean up my desk, and those piles of stuff actually represent my current research project. Besides, my office area isn't the most revealing space. All it shows is that my mind functions off organized chaos.

Probably the most revealing space is my bedroom. I keep a small bookcase within reach of my side of the bed. Some of the books on it have found a long-term home, but none of them are permanent except a Bible encyclopedia and The Oxford Classical Dictionary. The books that find a place there are books that I'm currently using.

I'm not sure what the titles reveal about me, but here's a description organized by shelf:

Top Shelf: A bound volume of The Christian Observer for 1807. A. E. Hatch's Handbook of Prophecy, Historical Sketches of Glamorgan (2 vols.); Eight books on fairies, five on regional mythologies, one on ghosts.

Second Shelf: The Vampire in Europe; Lawson's Modern Greek Folklore and Ancient Greek Religion; two histories of women; A History of Private Life, vols. 1 and 2; Rowe's The Elizabethan Renaissance.

Third Shelf: Froom's Prophetic Faith; Peter's Theocratic Kingdom; a biography of Isaac Newton; A Syntax of the Greek New Testament; a cookbook published in 1807.

Bottom Shelf: Three volumes of The Cambridge Medieval History; a pair of size 10 girl's shoes stuck between books; a box with some old coins; a history of the OSS; a book on the Johnstown flood.

So, what do you think?
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I've been thinking about Pixie wings. I imagine them as rather large. They provide lift for a good size body. And even though my pixies are light weight with a bone structure more like that of a bird than a human, their wings would have to be large enough to lift them.

In many illustrations the wings are too small. I found this one in Burchill, Ettinger and Shimer's The Progressive Road to Reading (Silver Burdett, 1909). The picture is inelegant, and with a few exceptions my pixies don't wear clothes. I also don't see pixie wings in quite this fashion. But, notice the wing size on the fairy.

Here is another from the same source:


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I keep going to the USPS web site to track the progress of my contract. ... That's probably compulsive behavior. But then, compulsive behavior is a Pixie trait.

My 33,000 word history book that I was going to self-publish has found interest with a traditional publisher, but they want rights I do not wish to sign away. So, we'll see. I may still self-publish. Interest will be very low. If it sold 500 copies, I'd be surprised.

It started life as an article for The American Society of Church History journal. It was supposed to be under ten thousand words. It kinda got outa hand.

I'm stuck on chapter one in my new work in progress. There is a sword. Okay ... Pixies don't usually take up any weapons. They use what Ya Sha El has given them, including their Hunt Teeth. But ... there will be a sword. I have a description in mind. Fine steel. (That's easy. The time setting is about 1925. So we can find the steel.) A sliver hilt. Gold inlay for a phrase engraved on the guard. ... I am torn about the reason for the silver hilt. The reason I wish to use conflicts with something in Pixie Warrior. I must either find a way around that, or use another. Oh ... the trials and tribulations! Oh, the mental agony.

I decided Janet Reid's blog is worth visiting regularly. She's an agent. Go visit her

http://jetreidliterary.blogspot.com/
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I got another rejection, a nice one. It said they liked Pixie Warrior but that it wasn't quite what they published ... It came two days after I signed with Drollerie Press ... Sigh. Isn't it nice to be an almost published author?! (Don't you like "?!"? So expressive ... well maybe not.

but that's right ... someone liked Pixie Warrior enough to publish it.

And contrary to the opinion of some, I'm not particularly morose ... only moody in a dark fashion.

So, it's not as if I stood on a chair and yelled yipee or anything. Oh, no! I just emailed everyone I could think of and called every relative still living on two continents or something very like that. So, I yelled yipeeeee once. And very quietly. And I wasn't standing on a chair, either. And I won't confess to jumping up and down on my bed screaming, "They Liked IT. They LIKED IT! THEY LIKED IT!

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Sleep
by Rachael de Vienne

I lay a rose on my ancestors' tomb.
I cry.
I join them.

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I'm a little princess. My father would tell you that all little girls are
princesses, but I really am one. I was born one. I guess that means my blood
is blue, though from experience, I can tell you I bleed red.


I am a lost princess. Oh, I know where I am. I'm not lost in that sense.
I'm lost otherwise. I suppose there have always been tragic princesses. Poor
Alys, the jilted betrothed of Richard Lionheart, was tragic, as was Berengaria,
the woman he married. Yet, for all their suffering, they were not, I should
think, lost.


I am lost. I become more lost each day. I lose the essentials of my self
through a daily drain of memory. I may simply stop existing. Oh, the shell
of the princess will be here, confined to a bed, wheeled in a chair, fed
with a spoon, wiped and washed by hands either loving or uncaring, but not
mine.


I fight this constant drain of soul. I resent the daily loss of most of the
previous days memories. I fight the daily theft of the essence of my being.
I want my memories back!


Think as I think. Did you love me yesterday? Were you tender? Did you offer
your obeisance? Did I accept? Likely, I will remember it not at all, or only
palely, as one might remember a shadow. This leaves me eternally on the outside,
estranged from even those who love me. It leaves me dependant on routine.
I can still remember deeply set routines. And I can remember the oddly special,
at least for a while.


I remember the little boy and girl who found me in a hospital emergency waiting
room. They were drawn to me for reasons I find mysterious, and for two hours
or more talked incessantly about their small lives.


The girl-child hurt her foot on a toy, puncturing it. Home remedies failed
and infection grew. I know. She shoved her foot in my face for me to inspect
and to sympathize. She is a small thing, even as I was small. And she is
seven. She is bronze-haired in the way blond sometimes manifests itself among
Hispanics with a significant European ancestry. She was charming and sweet.


Her brother would drift off into Spanish which I do not understand. He was
five. He wishes to be a policeman, or a guitar player. He likes horses, his
dad, and his sister. Oh, and more than wishing to be a guitar player, he
wishes to be a fish when he is of an appropriate age.


His sister met his aspirations to Pisces-hood with deep scorn. Why would
anyone want to be a fish! She, in much more appropriate and human fashion,
wants to be Chinese. I couldn't resist telling her that would be a very difficult
goal for a young Mexican girl to attain.


They made me miss my own children who nested in warm beds while I sat in
an uncomfortable chair and tried to remember exactly why I was there.


Sometimes I wish I was as a snake. Oh, I don't really like snakes at all.
I killed one once. Snake-kind and I don't get along at all. But, snakes shed
their skin and remain themselves. I'm shedding life one pixel at a time.
When the accumulated data loss becomes great enough, I delete files and shed
activities.


I cry. That, I'm sure, I shall be able to do even when there is no memory
of why tears come.

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Number 1:

Ms. de Vienne,

Thank you for sending Dragon Sword:Call of the Pixie Warrior to The Wild Rose Press for consideration. It is with a heavy heart that I write this rejection letter. Your manuscript was a real pleasure to read! Your voice is unique, and your writing style is tight. The storyline caught my attention and kept me reading. Unfortunately, it does not fit into the Romance genre published here at The Wild Rose Press. The romantic elements in the story are few and far between, and there is very little conflict, tension, or romantic build-up between the hero and herione. The two characters fall in love within the first two chapters and already have a child in tow by chapter four. From that point on, the storyline definitely fits adventure/fantasy genre, not romance. The fact that the romantic couple are called "Father" and "Mother" throughout the manuscript also hinders the romantic elements in the story.

I think you are a very talented author with a real grasp on sensory detail, character development, and plot development. I would love to have you as part of the team at The Wild Rose Press. Your manuscript is so clean that very few editorial revisions would be needed if it fit our genre. If you decide to rework Dragon Sword:Call of the Pixie Warrior as a romance novel or have other manuscripts with a heavier romantic element, I would be delighted to receive them for consideration. Thank you again for your submission to The Wild Rose Press. I truely hope to hear from you again in the future!

Sincerely,
Tiffany

The Wild Rose Press
Editor, Faery Rose

Number 2:

Reader comment: Excellent read, very entertaining and a lot
of fun....But not really Baen material.
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By Rachael de Vienne

When you cough and you sneeze
You create a tremendous breeze,
Not to mention all the fires
That leaves me to put out.

The way you carry on and cry
One would think you're going to die.
I've rubbed aromatic goo on your chest;
So you've no reason to pout.

I've made you green tea laced with
Honey and Cream;
I've sung your favorite lullabies until
You're deep in a dream.

I've padded your nest with feathers and down.
I've plumped your billow
And read you a book.
In short, I've done everything to erase your frown.

It's hard when a Dragon catches a cold.
I'm sympathetic to your need to stretch your wings and flap,
But there's no way you're sitting on this Pixie's lap!

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by Rachael de Vienne

Great wings darkened the sun
And shriveled the hearts of knights once bold.
Even the King's heart grew cold.

I.

I've heard of this from times long past.
A Dragon's come to break his fast

I'm sorry, my dear,
The king said with a tear,
But he'll need a princess most tender
For his dragonly dinner.

Only roast princess will do,
It's always been said,
Maybe in a stew served with black bread.

II.

So off the princess went dressed in her finest attire.
I might as well look good,
She explained,
If I'm going to expire.

She found the dragon deep in a doze,
And to get his attention she knocked on his nose.

She pried open an eye.
It seemed to smolder.
She shook him and kicked at his shoulder.

III.

What is it you want? he asked,
Having popped open both eyes.

IV.

I'm your dinner, I think,
Or maybe a snack.
Let me freshen up, and I'll be right back.

V.

Hold on for a minute.
Don't go away.
You're my dinner?
Is that what I heard you say?

VI.

Yes, she said, with a cute little bow.
Just give me a minute to prepare,
And I'll be your chow.

VII.

What a preposterous notion!
Not to be at all a contrarian,
But we dragons are mostly vegetarian!

VIII.

Our princess grew red in the face.
I've tramped all over to come to this place!
I've panted and sweated and kept up a good pace!
And now you say you won't eat me?

IX.

I'm sure you're very tender
And taste just like chicken,
But I'm in the mood for a peach,
If you're in the mood to go picking.

X.

I really must insist you take a nibble or bite;
I'm quite resigned and over my fright.

XI.


Well, he said with a deep smoky sigh,
Maybe just a lick
Is something to try.

Out came his tongue.
It was pink and a bit thick.
Quickly enough he gave her a lick.

You're salty, he said,
But I crave something sweet.
Maybe you have a sugary treat?

XII.

The princess was disappointed not to be eaten
And determined not to be beaten.

She felt in her pocket and pulled out a candied plum,
And held it out between finger and thumb.

His great mouth settled over her hand.
She expected to be eaten,
But he only nibbled the plumb

XIII.

O princess, he sighed, that was most exquisite.
If you were a dragon, I'd marry you this minute!

You're a spunky lass
And really quite brave.
It's too bad you don't have scales and live in a cave.

XIV.

Well, she said after some thought,
If you have a warm cave, I wouldn't mind living in it.

There's no reason for me to go home.
My father expected you'd gnaw on my bones.

You're really quite nice
And have beautiful scales.
You're the handsomest Dragon in all of Wales.

So they were wed in a glen
And attended by pixies and mice.
For a princess who might have been pudding,
Things were most decidedly nice.
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By Rachael de Vienne

Put me down you great hulking beast!
I don't care about that old dance or even the feast.

You just take your scaly wings right back to your lair
Insist all you want.
I'm not going; you hear?

A promise of crumpets and scones won't trick me!
I'm not going to dance or have a good time.
I'm not going to do it. You can't make me mind!

I can make these decisions without dragon-help.
Loose your talons and let me be,
Or I'll scream and I'll yelp.

I don't care who sent you.
(Only a silly old dog plays fetch)
Put me down you big scaly wretch!

Unhand me! Do you hear?
I used to think you quite dear
Until this most unwelcome occasion.

I won't do it you know.
I just won't go.
(This is a bad situation.)

The food and the fun aren't worth what comes first.
I'd rather do math
Than take that old bath!

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The Royal Nurse Maid
By Rachael de Vienne

My dragon's breath smells of cinnamon and smoke,
And his voice rumbles deeply when he laughs at a joke.

I love him deeply.
(He rocks me when I'm sleepy)
Were best friends and buddies,
And I know he'll never eat me.

All that talk about a dragon's appetite for tender Princesses
Is just slanderous
They'd rather eat an artichoke.

My dragon's a real gentleman.
He helps me make mud pies
And pretends to eat them.

He takes the blame when I get dirty,
He holds my crown when I am bathed
And discreetly averts his eyes.

Then he dries and combs my hair
And ties a ribbon here and there.

He looks me all up and down
And says with a critical frown:
"You are the fairest princess that I know.
Your smile makes my flame glow."

He is hard on the upholstery,
But he takes good care of me.
Sometimes he sneaks me cookies and tea,
And once he chased away a bee.

I don't know what I'd do without him
And his tender lullabies.
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By Rachael de Vienne

I took that class in baby-sitting;
It seemed more fun than the one on knitting.
Besides, I've got lots of socks.

They taught me about 911
And how to help kids have lots of fun.
They even taught me about chicken pox.

I learned about CPR and changing diapers;
We all became expert wipers,
But we didn't learn how to fix broken wagons.

Sometimes I wish we had
Because a broken wagon can make you really sad.
But I really needed a course in Dragons.

Keeping a Dragon happy involves much more than a fresh nappy.
(That's a diaper, in case you didn't know.)
Or even a lullaby – no matter how sappy.

They prefer their sleep-time songs sung in Welsh.
Avoid spicy foods; it makes them belch.
The smoke from a Dragon burp is horrendous,
And that is not to mention the smell.

There are all sorts of rules one must know.
For instance, baby dragons shouldn't fly in the snow.
They catch cold, and their sneezes are tremendous,
As anyone can tell.

I'm thinking about writing a book on Dragon-keeping,
But I've been so busy cleaning and sweeping –
Besides, I caught the Dragon Pox!

If you baby-sit a Dragon be very careful;
They're extremely playful and often melt their toys.
That's rule number one.
The rest, I suppose, you'll have to learn on the run.
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By
Rachael de Vienne

I saw a dragon in the park.
His eyes were green.
He puffed at me,
And I thought I saw a spark.

He hid in the dense trees,
But he looked at me as boldly as you please.
I thought I was a goner
Until I saw him kiss a lark.

So, bravely, I asked,
"Tell me Mr. Dragon, please…
Answer my question, will you?
But just don't sneeze.

Was that really smoke?
Or just something blowing on the breeze?"

He cocked his head and
Looked me up and down.
"My mommy doesn't let me smoke," he said.
And with that he lost his frown.

"You haven't seen her, have you?
I lost her somewhere near the zoo.
I've cried and cried all day.
Can I go home with you?"

I don't think I have any dragon feed.
Say, do you eat meat or
-- I smiled hopefully –
Maybe a big bowl off bird seed?

"I'd like some tea and cookies
If you have those, please?"

Well, you have to promise and solemnly swear
You won't sit on mom's best chair.

So I fed him cookies by the dozen
And lots and lots of tea,
And we made posters to fix to every tree.
They said, "Have you seen my mommy?
She's missing me."

A week went by and then another;
We were near despair
And running low on tea.
When we found his mother.

Or, I mean she found me.

A huge salty drop
--It must have been a gallon–
Hit me right on top.

And I looked up and up … and up.
There was a dragon with huge toes,
One, two, three.
It was taller than a tree.

“Say,” she said, “have you seen my baby? Have you?
I lost him near the zoo.
I cry and cry every day.
Can I go home with you?”
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Unrevised first draft:

Feed the Goats

Some things are so soft that they defy touch. Between one's fingers there is only the hardness of self-touch, the feel of one's own skin. The softness of white ash and the softness of a child's breath are lost to reflexive touch.
The red wisp of a feather-like hair settled on John's pillow, and he perceived it just this way. In this small, deeply red fragment he saw worlds of beauty but with no way to touch it. The little fragment of hair winked from dark red to pale pink, to blue, to yellow and finally to a transparent wheat colour.
"Princess, are you shedding?" John continued to focus on the delicate little hair, but he heard her wings flutter.
"No. It's just that I got these stickers caught in my wing hair ... "
As much as could a child not quite three feet high and adorned with wings, she resembled a pretzel.
He patted his mattress. "Here," he said, "Let me help. You'll break a wing if you keep twisting yourself up like that."
"No, I won't. I'm flexible. Papa says I am."
She tried again to reach a spot high on her right wing. She signed and jumped up on the bed, fluttering her wings twice. "How did you know I was here?" she asked.
"Talath, you're not exactly the quietest child I've ever met."
As gently as his big hands allowed, he untangled stickery wild-grass seeds from soft wing-hair. "I hate these things," he said. "They get in my socks. Hard little buggers to get out."
She shifted to the right. "What's a bugger?"
John decided to avoid the question. "Does your mom know where you are?"
"I told her I wanted to talk to the goats."
He nodded, though her back was to him, and she couldn't see it. "Did you tell her which goats?"
"No."
"Did she ask?"
"No." Sha'talath paused and shifted to the left. "She was busy," she added.
"Doing what?"
"She was wing-colouring at papa."
"Wing colouring?"
Talath examined her foot, rubbing her finger between her great and second toes.
"Yes, she does that a lot. ‘Cept this time she was really doing it."
She hopped off the bed and stiffened her wings. "How do they look?"
They filled with shades of pink and purple and a splash of iridescent blue. She did a little turn. He was lost in their beauty for a second A grin crept over his face, and with it came a clear understanding of wing-colouring.
"So how serious is this wing-colouring stuff?"
She seemed puzzled by his question. Maybe, he thought, she was surprised he had to ask.
"Oh," she said, her wings turning a deep royal blue, "I'll probably have another sister soon."
"Ah." He nodded. It was probably time to change conversational direction. "Want breakfast?"
She nodded, and he led the way into the kitchen. In four graceful wing beats she fluttered up and seated herself in the middle of the kitchen table.
"We usually sit at the table, not on it."
"We don't use tables," she said. "We sit where we like."
"Well, you look comfortable enough."
He poured Cheereos into a bowl, added milk, and sat it in front of her. The spoon he sat beside the bowl went ignored. She gingerly pulled the little "o"s out of the bowl one by one and popped them into her mouth. Her wings coloured a deep emerald.
"Like those, don't you? They'll get soggy. You should use the spoon." He raised his and shoveled a rather large taste into his mouth.
Her eyes widened. He took it for surprise, but it wasn't. She fluttered off the table and climbed onto his lap. She opened her mouth and waited. He obliged by feeding her from his spoon and found himself slightly bemused. He was surprised how easily he could interpret her wing colours. The display she put on was clearly a cross between flirt and delight.
"You've grown a lot." In the two weeks, well twelve days, since she'd flown - bumped - into his life, she'd grown inches.
She looked up and into his eyes. "I'll be fully grown soon"
He envisioned her as the little mature woman her mother was.
Sha'talath seemed to reach into his thoughts. "No," she said. "I'll only be as tall as I'll grow. I ... I won't look like mama for a while. I am a baby, you know."
He nodded and offered her the last bite of Cheerieos. She opened her mouth for the spoon. The dramatic and really gorgeous wing display had to be deeply felt satisfaction.
She laid her head against him and gave him an intense hug. The Seventh Princess slid off his lap, fluttered her wings, smiled. She laid her head on his warm hand and said, "Good. You fed me with your own hand. Now we're promised. Now, let's go feed the goats. They're hungry."
"Promised?"
"You offered me shoes, but I'm still a baby. We can be promised though. You fed me. We're promised."
"I'm a little old for you, aren't I? You'll grow up and find some handsome pixie boy to marry you."
She put her hands on her hips and gave him a look that is best describes as assessing.
"You have a lot to learn about pixies," she said.
Her tone was patient. "I'll have to teach you. That can wait. Let's feed your goats."
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The Sprained Wing
By Rachael de Vienne

"I think you killed him."
"My wing's broken." She paused. "No, I didn't! He's still breathing."
"But look at the blood!"
John Robert Gordon, reluctant farmer and even more reluctant goat-herd blinked away mental haze and focused on a tiny foot. He moaned.
"See, he's not dead. ... My wing's really broken."
"Turn around. I'll look."
John groaned. He licked at his lips and tasted blood. His head hurt. He focused on two sets of tiny feet, one behind the other. Children. Children did this to him?
"Flap them."
"I can't; it hurts."
"Stand still, will you?"
"Ow! Stop!"
"It's not broken. I think you sprained your wing muscles."
John moaned again and rolled onto his back.
"Maybe he's going to die now."
"Don't be morbid. ... There is a lot of blood though. Maybe you should get mom."
"She's going to be angry."
"No, she won't. I can't fly. Get mom."
"What will you do about him?"
"I don't know. ... Get mom."
John moaned again. To him it sounded more distant than the little musical voices had, and it sounded hollow. He heard the flutter and then the beat of powerful wings. A stiff breeze rustled through his hair, and he finally and truly passed out.
It was the cold water that revived him; that and the sloppy-wet, pungent rag that applied it.
"Oh, God that's awful! John sputtered and spit. "Where'd you get that nasty ... that's a scent rag!"
"Swearing is uncivilized. My papa told me it is. You shouldn't do it."
"Your dad never swears?"
John sat up. Sitting he was still taller than the slender, winged and quite naked child.
"I heard him say ‘damn' once." Sha'talath fluttered her wings, and a momentary flash of indignant violet was replaced by shades of pink that matched her blush.
John tried to ignore her wings. They shouldn't be there. Neither should she be naked.
Her musical little voice lost its scolding notes. "I'm glad you aren't dead."
"Me too." He blinked.
"You have something in your eyes? I can remove it for you. I got a bug out of my sister's eye once."
"No, thanks. My eye's fine. I'm just not used to seeing little naked girls with wings."
"I am. I have lots of friends."
He rubbed the lump on his left forehead. It was still oozing blood, and he wiped his fingers on his pants.
"Who are you, anyway?" he asked.
"Don't you want to know what happened?"
"No," he said. "I know what happened. A drunk driver hit me, and I'm in a coma. So who are you?"
"Actually, you were feeding the goats. I flew into you. I'm not good at turns yet. So I smashed into you. I broke my wing. .... Well, I sprained it. And you fell and bumped that poor rock. I thought you died. I'm glad you didn't. Dead things tend to stink."
He raised his eyebrows.
She looked at her feet. Without lifting her head, she said, "I'm very sorry. I just wanted to ... I'm Sha'talath. I'm Ta' Sha El Nef. I'm a Pixie." She followed all that with a sort of curtsey.
"Any of all that your name?"
"Sha'talath." Her voice was very low and her wings turned a deeply embarrassed reddish-purple.
"Well you're a cute little thing." He touched his still oozing forehead. "I better clean this up. I'll get a doozie of an infection if I don't. Besides, now that I've been scrubbed with a soggy scent-rag, I pretty much smell like a male goat. So do you."
Without an invitation to do so, she followed him. He paused at the door and held it open for her.
"Bathroom's that way." He pointed to the left.
She hesitated, and he led the way.
He fumbled through the medicine cabinet and found some peroxide. She sat on the edge of the bathtub and watched. He filled the sink with hot, steamy water. She swung her feet and hummed. He unwrapped a bar of soap, something he'd saved from a night's stay in Walla Walla. (He had lots and lots of hotel soaps.)
She seemed more impressed with the wrapper than with the soap. She picked it up from the floor and studied the picture on the wrapper. "I like horses," she said.
"What? Oh, ya." The picture on the wrapper was of galloping horses.
He dabbed hot water onto his wound and winced.
"You have a license to fly, young lady?"
"What?"
"Never mind. It was supposed to be funny."
He winked at her, and she tried to return the wink. What she managed was an exaggerated blink.
"I wonder if I'm a 'code blue'," crossed his mind.
When he was satisfied with his self-doctoring, he sniffed at his shirt. "I should take a shower. Probably should have done that first. You really managed to make me smell awful."
"I'm sorry," she said. "You were messy. All bloody. Mom says pixies need to be clean; so I cleaned you up."
"Didn't exactly work, but I appreciate the thought. Would you mind waiting outside while I shower?"
"Why?"
Why indeed? Was he comfortable with a two-foot high (almost) winged, naked child watching him take a shower, even if she was an artifact of a damaged brain and he was dying in a hospital? "I wonder which one they took me to, anyway?" he thought.
"Modesty. I like my privacy in the bath."
"I won't watch."
"No, you won't. You'll sit outside the door."
She hopped off the tub and reluctantly stepped just past the door.
"Say," he said, "you never asked who I am."
"Oh, I already know who you are."
It made perfect sense. Hallucinations always knew who was creating them, didn't they? He nodded and closed the door.
"You're my dad's cousin. You're John."
He drew the shower curtain, turned on the water making it as hot as he could stand it, and willed it all to go away. "I don't remember going to town. I wonder if a hunter shot me." No Hunting and No Trespassing signs did little to keep hunters off the river side of his property.
He let the water run through his hair and down his body. He watched the soapsuds gather around his toes and swirl down the drain. He didn't hear her. Perhaps she was gone? He wasn't sure he wanted her gone. She reminded him of his absent children. Spring vacation, Christmas break, a month during the summer. It wasn't enough. No, he hopped she was still there.
She was. With the water off, he heard her singing. "Talatha tala, summa com ah..." or something like that. It was very sweet, and a little mournful.
He had to slip back into his dirty jeans. He found her leaning against the hallway wall. She smiled broadly.
"Hold on a sec. Let me get some clean clothes on. Then it's your turn."
"For what?"
"A bath. You smell like a goat. I don't. Now it's your turn to ..."
"I can go soak in the river ..."
"In the tub, I think. With warm water and soap. You really do smell nasty."
- - - - -
So, "Shaw Talath (His interpretation of her name, which was close enough to work) what was all that other stuff you said you were?"
He soaped up a wash cloth and handed it to her. She looked puzzled.
"Rub it on you; rinse it off. It'll make you clean and pretty."
"I'm already pretty. My papa told me I am."
"He's right. Now scrub."
She did. And she told him what "Ta' Sha El Nef" meant. "All it means," she said in a very patient and somewhat pedagogic way, "is that I'm the seventh daughter of Sha'el and that I'm a princess. ... Can you please groom my wings? I can't reach them, and my sister's not here to do it."
He smiled faintly. He took the wash cloth and tried to gently wash them. She adjusted them so he could get both sides.
"Are my wing hairs tangled? They feel tangled."
"A bit. How do I untangle them?"
She reflected on that. "Maybe I should wait for my sister."
"Okay," he said. He was fascinated by the fine, downy hair that covered her wings. It changed colour to suit her moods, and It was very soft. To his touch it reminded him of his daughters' downy birth hair, but it was much more plentiful, It was, in fact, quite thick.
He dried her briskly. "We need to get you some clothes."
"Pixies don't wear them usually."
"You need some clothes."
She shrugged. He rummaged through the clothes his daughters left behind. Nothing would fit; nothing would go over those wings. He finally wrapped a soft knit winter scarf around her waist. She took it without protest. He found a pair of black patent leather shoes that his oldest had worn when she was a toddler, and held them out to her.
"Oh! I can't. If I take your shoes, we're married. I'm too young to be married."
"Married?"
"Yes. It's the way of Tanath. It's part of the bride-price. Momma got married that way. So, I can't. Maybe when I grow up. You are quite nice. Tanath married her cousin, you know. But I'm too young now."
The little innocent shoes took on an entirely new aspect in his hands. He gingerly set them on the dresser.
"So, how old are you, anyway?" As he asked, he wondered if pain medication was creating this delusion. "It must have been a very, very bad accident," he thought.
"I'm eight months old next week. I'm sorry I can't fly very well. My sister says I'm slow and clumsy." She hung her head. "I am, I guess."
"Don't worry about it. You'll learn in time. People, and pixies I suppose, learn at different rates."
She yawned and her tummy grumbled. They were familiar, child-gestures. He knew how to deal with the things they indicated. "Food?" he asked.
"Yes, please."
- - - - -
He shuffled the refrigerator's contents. "Let me see ... I've got milk, goat and cow. I've got hot dogs. I've got cheese. Want a grilled cheese sandwich? I've got Frosted Flakes. Do you like those? I've got an apple. It's a little mushy probably." He turned for her answer and was greeted by a very wide yawn.
"My gramma Mary Beth makes grilled cheese ‘wiches. I like them."
That made perfect sense. Mary Beth Stewart was his aunt. That would make her father his cousin. His cousin was the reason he was a reluctant farmer.
"I'm going to be gone for a while, John. I don't know when I'll be back. Watch the place for me." And John had agreed. He had no job. He needed to get away from, well, too many things. It was an income and a place to stay. And he knew how to run a farm. He just didn't care to. But here he was.
He cut the grilled cheese into quarters. "Crust or no crust?"
"Crust please."
He sat at the table and she ate. What she did was take a quarter sandwich in each hand, hop down from her chair and climb on his lap. She fell asleep in the middle of her fourth bite, and he enjoyed the child-snuggle. It made him tear up, and it made him remember his own daughters. Except they were never quite like this.
- - - - -
"Excuse me."
John roused from the doze into which he'd fallen. His arms loosely held the Ta' Sha El Nef, the seventh princess of the High Queen's House, daughter of Sha'el. He looked up and into the crooked, pleased smile of, not a child, but a slender young woman.
The relationship between woman and child was plain. Here was mother, golden haired, large-eyed, and winged.
"Thank you for taking care of my baby," she said. "May I have her back now?"
Sha'talath woke to her mother's voice and wiggled off John's lap.
"I wouldn't hurt her." He felt silly for saying that and wondered why he said it.
"Oh, I know you wouldn't. We know you well."
He nodded.
"James is my mate, my husband. We know you."
Then to Sha'talath she said, "Tell your cousin thank you."
She complied with the same little curtsey-like gesture as before.
"Let me see your wound."
He let her examine it, wincing at her gentle touch. It hurt and burned. She pressed more firmly.
"You'll sleep after," she said.
And he did.
He woke in his own bed, a half a day gone to who-knows-where. There was no wound, no scar. Beside him were his daughter's fluffy winter scarf and her toddler shoes. Stuffed into the toe of one of the shoes was a child-scrawled note. "Dear Cousin John, Save the shoes. I'll be back. Your friend, Talath."
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Impudent Weed
By Rachael de Vienne

Impotent flowers destroy worlds

With their beauty.

They breathe and reproduce.

They fill the dead spaces and sunder rocks.

They grow on graves, not caring.

They give their seed to the air.

They are poor parents but fertile.

They wilt and dry, but out last me.
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Spring Passion
By Rachael de Vienne

Soft breeze on my neck.

I shiver.

Warm breath in my ear.

I quiver.

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That cold and gentle surface is death.


It begs for playmates.

- -


Come walk with me and cast your stones.


Skip along my shore.


Drink of me.


I will refresh you.


See not what lurks below.

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This is a working draft only:

I Rest My Hand on You
By Rachael de Vienne


There is soft and healing scent.


There are little toes that wiggle,


And little mouths that giggle.


There are warm and trusting hands,


And smiles that crinkle at the eyes.


There are the soft and gentle hours,


And the times when one cries.

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I don't know why it's so hard to change one's routine. I've contributed to, commented frequently on, someone else's blog. I've stopped. Without being told to leave the community, I no longer feel welcome. So, I've quietly slipped away.

It's not that there aren't blogs and Web Sites that I visit frequently. But, I felt "at home" with the group. Alas, it is so no longer, and I'm moping. (Not mopping. There is a difference) See how my lower lip sticks out? It's the change in routine and the loss of opportunity to express my otherwise quiet self that matters.

I was back at the Haunted Hospital for half a day, twelve hours and a few minutes. That's a tad more than half, but half is close enough to the truth that I'll call it that. One of the nurses tells me that they all think it's haunted. She told me the story of an employee who hung himself in the basement from the pipes. He was depressed. He haunts the hospital looking for his lost jacket. I wonder if he was the guy in the next room? The way he moans is suspicious. Very ghost-like.

Next time I'm in Our Lady of Malevolence Hospital, I'll wander the halls and peek in closets looking for the ghost. Maybe not. I understand that most ghosts are really antisocial. I don't believe in ghosts, but if I'm wrong and I become one, I will be an antisocial ghost. I know just whom I'll haunt.
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Wait

By Rachael de Vienne

I am vengeance.

I am cold and sharp and pungent.

I wait for you.

I curl my hand around your heart.

I come for you.

I will lay you bare.

You will walk and breathe;

But you are dead.

Wait for me.

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Wait For Me (Liar)

I am vengeance.
I am cold and sharp and pungent.

I wait for you.
I curl my hand around your heart.
You think me your servant,
But I'm not.

I come for you.
I will lay you bare.

You will walk and breathe;
But you are dead.

I come for your name and spirit.

Wait for me.

This is a working draft. I'm fairly happy with it, though it is dark. It is meant to be dark. I'm not sure about the line, "I come for your name and spirit." I may drop that from the final version.

I don't know why I'm in a poetry mood. None of my poems, other than Dragon in the Park are any good. But, knowing that doesn't keep me from writing them.

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A slightly edited copy of an email to a friend:

Remember that hospital I wrote about? Well, I was back early this morning. It's about four thirty or so in the AM. The emergency room is empty save for the clerk, triage nurse, security guy and the Royal Pixie Party. A Hispanic woman comes out of ER and stands at the reception/triage desk area. She is at least 95 percent pregnant. (Ok, that's an inside joke from a pregnancy chatroom I used to frequent.) She's actually 120 percent pregnant.

Someone made the decision that her time was not yet. Be gone! Get ye home! Come back when the baby is serious about her coming out party. So, this woman's sweating (bad sign, that) and very pale. Being pale is hard for her because she's pretty much brown otherwise, but she is pale. "I don't know why they're sending me home," she says weakly.

Then she doubles up, screams, and we have an instant baby-in-the-pants situation. Right here and now. Her little boy is now all wide eyed and slightly panicked. I offer to let him sit on my lap. He does. And we watch his little sister come into the world -- not that we saw much. What we saw was a bunch of women cutting away pants, covering the woman with blankets, and saying, "Oh, she's beautiful."

She was too. I saw the baby when they showed the little boy his new sister.

I'm going to have to avoid that hospital. I hear babies are contagious. I don't need another child. Thanks. I've given up that hobby, though I keep in practice, if you know what I mean.

So, it was an interesting night. Well worth the price of admission. Some of this stuff has got to make its way into some story. It's a bit hard to see it as believable. I mean you hear about babies born in taxis. I saw a woman's water break in the mall once. But she didn't have her baby there.

Now, after the woman is taken off to where ever they took her, I hear the triage nurse say to the receptionist, "That's not going to go over well with Administration." I bet not. Sending home a 150 percent certified 'bout to pop person is a bad idea. I bet the taxi people are glad they hadn't shown up yet! On the other hand, I'm sure the cleaning woman wished they'd kept the woman in a more appropriate place.
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I used to own the yahoo email address WarDancingPixie@yahoo.co.uk. I suppose I still do, though I can't access it and have no hope of ever accessing it again. What an adventure in frustration! Let me tell you the story.

I changed my password. It's a simple enough procedure, right? Except the password I selected, typed in twice, and thought would be easy to use won't work. I was certain there would be no problem. I would just roam over to the lost password page and request a new one. Fine. Did it. And discovered it wanted a UK postal code I no longer remember, probably didn't use for more than two weeks, and have no hope of ever recalling. What to do? Oh, find a contact page for yahoo! They hide it, you know. They make it as hard to find as is humanly possible. But, being a persistent sort of pixie, I found it, and I poured my little heart out to Yahoo begging for help.

I gave them my birth date, my pet's name and such. But, can I remember the postal code? No.

However! However! Well, there's a bunch of proof the email is mine, or there was. I sent them links to net-posts that referenced the email out of which I was locked and the one I used to write to them. They're both mine, right? So, that's me. I told them to google my name. It will take them to sites that reference both emails. Hey, I was even nice enough to point out that their worthless search engine would turn up some of that. I referred them to posts on Miss Snark's blog. I post there regularly. There's one that mentions both emails and says they're both "me."

I sent them off to my blogs, both this one and the one I maintain on Blogger. They both connected to the old email and the one I used to contact them. NO, NO, Missy! You must present the long forgotten, long unused London postal code? Oh, ya? How?

I give them other proofs and evidence. No good. They must have that postal code. In the meantime I'm contacting publishers, writer's groups, relatives, and anyone else of importance and telling them, "I can't use my email. But I'm sure Yahoo will fix the problem." Yahoo will not fix the problem.

Yahoo can only take my long-forgotten UK postal code. Don't have it. Do have endless other proofs, but because Yahoo employees are mindless robots, they can't take those. No ma'am. Even if you're a pixie princess, there is no room for any proof other than the missing postal code. So, after years with Yahoo emails, we've come to a parting of the ways. My email-heart now belongs to Verizon. I'll maintain the secondary Yahoo mail for a while. I have issues and contacts that require me to keep that email open.

My word to Yahoo users, especially refugees from AOL: Yahoo is as stupid as AOL. Yahoo is as mindless as AOL, and Yahoo UK is the worst of the lot. Avoid Yahoo. Hotmail is a better choice. Verizon has been excellent. I should have switched all my email to Verizon months ago. And for goodness sake, if you get Verizon, do NOT choose that Verizon-Yahoo combination. It will put you right back in the hands of the evil mindless trolls who live at Yahoo and Yahoo.co.uk!

Shame on you Yahoo!
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A slightly edited version of an email to a friend.

It looks as if Yahoo can't or wont fix my access to my other WarDancingPixie email. That means I've lost the last email you sent. It meant a lot to me, more than you might appreciate. If you'd resend it to this email so I can print it out and tape it to my computer, I'd appreciate it.

I spent most of last night in one of the local emergency rooms. It was not where I usually go, and was a very creepy experience. The staff were nice enough, but the hospital is in a very bad neighborhood. We had a security guard escort us to our car; it was that creepy. I should write it up, huh?

One of the nurses said that some thought the hospital was haunted. I didn't see a single ghost, though I did see assorted drug-overdosed, drunk, and homeless people. I'd rather have seen the ghost, I think. Maybe not.

The hospital is the oldest in this area. Parts of it go back to about 1920, and parts of it are newer. Anyway, none of last night was too much fun, though I did see things I've got to work into a story someday. One thing that struck me as funny came from a woman who was just discharged from the ER. She walks out of the treatment area and says, "I hope it didn't rain while I was in there. It didn't, did it?" And she lifts her left foot in a ballet-like movement. "I'm wearing socks. See?" she says.

I couldn't tell if she was addressing me or just the air. I smiled faintly, wondering if I should hide behind someone more adult size than I am. She was not satisfied with being mostly ignored by everyone in the ER waiting area, so she sashayed over to the reception and triage desks and repeated the whole thing, including the little dance step.

Now, someone with a dirty-sock fetish might have been fascinated. However, this was a bit much for the goat-inclined but otherwise sane element in the waiting room. We did manage to reserve our shrugs, chuckles or puzzled looks for after the poor woman left.

While we were waiting, a car pulled up and stoped so abruptly that it wiggled back and forth on its springs. The back door flew open, and this tall, grizzled hair, and much-too-thin-for-health gentleman fell out. He kicked the door shut, and the car zoomed off. I imagined a "vroom, vroom" sound, though we're inside observing and couldn't really hear at all.

This man's brother has dumped him on the hospital to either sober him up or kick him out as they wish. He had no desire to be sober, so he stumbled out of the ER, escorted by the helpful Security guy, and found his way to a Conoco mini mart. As soon as he's through the gate in the chain link fence that separates the gas station from the hospital, he unzips himself and goes, and goes and goes. Worse than a goat, I tell ya.

I avert my not quite, but almost virgin eyes, and find something more interesting in Cosmopolitan magazine. There are bunches of old Cosmopolitan Magazines in the ER. Speaking of which, did you ever notice that Avon models and those mostly whore-looking models in Cosmopolitan have huge feet? Why is that?

We flirt with little Hispanic babies. I've never seen so many babies in a hospital ER in my life. One cute little girl-doll wants to flirt. I enjoy baby-flirting. She toddles up and says "bye bye" over and over again. Her older sister distracts her with a puzzle. The primary work is done by big sister. She puts it together. Baby takes it and dumps it all on the floor, picks up the pieces and hands them back to sister to fix. I wish I was so easily entertained.

They take me off to some room that is near the Imaging area. I think the magnetic resonance machine is in there. But that's not why I'm in there. It's doing double duty as an exam room because they're now backloged, full up, overflowing.

The nice nurse person wheels me up to the double doors, and stops. "Hold a sec, Hun," she says.

She eases one of the doors open and peeks in. "Had to check," she says. "Sometimes they put bodies in here."

"O, fine," I think. What I say is, "But we're vacant now?"

She nods, and we're in.

The room is extra cold. She finds me a heated blankie. That's nice. And I lay on the roller cot thing, wondering if a live person or a dead one was the last to occupy it. I shrug that off and wonder why I left my antique Cosmo magazine in the lobby. At least I could look at the pictures and wonder more about the big feet on the girly models. (I figure in the entire issue, there are only two models who could even remotely pass as pixies.)

A cup of coffee magically appears, courtesy of my mate who's gone over to the dreaded, now wet-parking-lot-surrounded, Conoco. It's not bad. I sip and my mate counts the holes in the acoustic ceiling tiles. My dearest keeps losing track, and we give that up as an ill-started hobby.

I know what's wrong with me. I've known for a very long time. A series of doctors, university hospitals, professors and such have all agreed. Except this ER doctor who looks young enough to be my baby sister (assuming said sister was born in China) wants to run tests, right then and there! Let's do TESTS. Forgettitbuster!

What I need is a quick blood level test, and possibly a shot. That's it babe! Keep your dang tests to yourself. Oh, I'm polite enough. I just say, "No" and tell them what I do want. She's all huffy. I'm all princessie. Huffy never wins over princess. Ever. It's not allowed.

So that was my night last night. How was yours?

Pixie
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It's so depressing to get a new toy and not know how it works. ...

Mostly, this is a test post so I can see if my little brain has wrought what I intended for my Live Journal.

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